{"id":9273,"date":"2018-12-26T18:57:22","date_gmt":"2018-12-26T18:57:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wapwinkel.com\/blog\/?p=9273"},"modified":"2018-12-26T18:57:23","modified_gmt":"2018-12-26T18:57:23","slug":"speltip-11-bel-nooit-zelf-de-wouten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wapwinkel.com\/blog\/speltip-11-bel-nooit-zelf-de-wouten\/","title":{"rendered":"Speltip #11, bel nooit zelf de wouten"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Er is een Vlaardinger opgedoken die op de valreep van het nieuwe jaar toch nog even door de Darwin award gaat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">De politie tikte:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>,,Je bent onder invloed van drugs. Je belt de politie, want tja, je krijgt ruzie. Dan komen we naar je toe. We vinden dat je gek doet. Dan laat je niet je ID zien. Je rent ineens keihard weg. Maar een omstander tackelt je. (het\u00a0 bloemetje volgt nog meneer, mooie actie!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je verzet je. Je mishandelt de agent. Je beledigt de agent. Ja, wij verstaan ook scheldwoorden in andere talen. Dan blijk je ook nog drugs bij je te hebben. Lekker handig Einstein&#8230; #diezitvast #opgeruimdstaatnetjes\u2019\u2019.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Er is een Vlaardinger opgedoken die op de valreep van het nieuwe jaar toch nog even door de Darwin award gaat. De politie tikte: ,,Je bent onder invloed van drugs. Je belt de politie, want tja, je krijgt ruzie. Dan komen we naar je toe. We vinden dat je gek doet. 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